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i was thinking about xanga and it was good times. sitting there thinking about it. not that it's not good times now. but it really isn't. i mean i'm sure there are some nice xangas out there. but none of the ones that used to be cool.
when is there going to be another harry potter countdown?
porm is on saturday. i say porm because it is better than prom and it sounds like porn.
speaking of porn, my mom told me she was getting a myspace and is going to put up dirty pictures of herself on it.
this obviously came about from some stupid special on television about myspace and sex and drugs. clearly it had a bad influence on my mother. very funny, though.
i have a baby now, i don't know if you guys knew. it's not really MY baby. but i'd like to think of it like that.
i have decided to stop wearing shirts with shoulders on them.
it just works out better, sometimes.
last night i got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and i tripped over something on my floor because the lights were off and them i fell into a pile of shit in my room and i laughed hysterically unitl my mom came and was like "what the hell happened?" and i laughed some more. i also was not wearing pants at the time which makes it a whole lot funnier.
i very clearly need to clean my room, though.
that shit is dangerous. | 
